Friday, June 3, 2011

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16 comments:

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Awesome. A drive-by swatting.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Rats, I thought it was gonna be about the wingnut processor!

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

A device that translates from wingnut to English?
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Another Kiwi said...

I'm only saying that I think Thundra has said worse than Hell. Possibly even D--n. And kissing the knuckle of your index finger does NOT cancel it.

Brando said...

A device that translates from wingnut to English?

It's called a Bobofish.

Randal Graves said...

I'm going to start calling you Disney.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

iftheDisneydon'tgetya...

vacuumslayer said...

Dorky cat is dorky. Might as well be on a Segway. And I do not want to see zombies on Segways. FGS, they're already slow enough.

vacuumslayer said...

And yes, if you must know, it does bother me that the vacuum is not slain in the end. That's bullshit. THIS BLOG IS BULLSHIT!

Smut Clyde said...

And I do not want to see zombies on Segways.
HTH.

mikey said...

Dear Mr. Clyde.

Thank you for your submission. We must take this opportunity to tell you that it is significantly more likely to get green-lighted for production than your previous proposal for the documentary series "Skulls Down Through History".

That said, however, we'd like to reiterate that we seek to produce mainstream entertainment, with the widest possible viewing audience, so we must regretfully reject your treatment of "The Nerdy Nun".

Granted, there is something, a kernel of potential, in the heartwarming story of a prioress devoted to serving the technology community, and we agree there are a multitude of fascinating and amusing stories to be told, from her interaction with the funny, funny Indian Hindu people (who are very funny - check that one on "Big Bang Theory if you don't believe me) to her ministry to the QA department at a failing SSL security appliance vendor.

But at this time, we'd like to see you revise your proposal, focusing more on modern technology and less on medieval concepts such as The Black Death and the Trebuchet.

Thank you again for your interest in this network, and please do not hesitate to contact us again (as soon as your caregivers allow it, of course).

vacuumslayer said...

HTH.

Nuns, on the other hand--that's just common sense.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Nunsense.
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Substance McGravitas said...

G is for gookie. That's good enough for me.

Jennifer said...

Now I have this playing in my head.

Dusty,Hells most vocal Bitch said...

Figures it was a siamese cat. I swear to gawd they are the smartest and most evil of the feline domesticus.

Thank you for making my day w/that vid. ;)