Friday, April 22, 2011

Endorsement! G.O.P. Presidential Primary 2012

Donald Trump

As seen at Wonkette:

Sure we've got Crazy Shelley:

And Mooselini:

But for the Ridiculous that will never quit, we need The Donald:

Our Democratic President has been worse than useless, imho. But he is good for at least one thing: bringing the outright racism of the Republican Party, nourished for decades by cynical practitioners of the 'Southern Strategy', bubbling to the surface. Reap your just rewards, Republicans, and enjoy your death as a serious party in this country.

UPDATE: Bonus Reason For Rooting For Trump!
He’s not a candidate, he’s a spectacle. He’s also not a conservative. With a wink and a smile, Muhammad Ali showed that self-promoting obnoxiousness could be charming. Trump shows that it can be merely vulgar. A provocateur and a clown, the Republicans’ Al Sharpton. The Lions have a better chance of winning the Super Bowl.

That's right...It'll piss off Chuckie Kraphammer.


Substance McGravitas said...

Much harder to imagine sex with Donald Trump.

Jennifer said...

Thanks, thundra!!

Jennifer said...

Is that the steak knife scar on the index finger?

Also, apparently a non-rolling hand gathers plenty of moss.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

That is it, Jennifer.

P.S. T.M.I., S_McG!

Jennifer said...

Much harder to imagine sex with Donald Trump.

Every time I hear his name, I'll now hear, "Donald Hump".


Kathleen said...

I feel like he is blessing the forehead of that stone. appropriate for easter.

Whale Chowder said...

S-McG: how do you feel about his anthropomorphic hairdo?

Thundra: that's a whole lot of crazy there in SC (no, not Smut Clyde). I think we should let the SC Republican party select the Republican candidate.

I'm going to have to start saving up now to lay in a supply of popcorn for primary season 2012.

vacuumslayer said...

I have 2 words for the folks in that video: Die already.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

That's some hand, THUNDER! The kind of hand a god of... uh... thunder would have.

Thor is weeping like an envious little schoolgirl.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Bless you, my stone.

Go thou and sin no more.

Dr. Zaius said...

The best part of Donald Trump is the hair jokes. They could get him through the entire campaign, I figure.

M. Bouffant said...

Too many fingers.

Randal Graves said...

Since no non-amoral crackpots would ever deign to run for pretzeldent, I at least demand entertainment, and since Hair Club has the money to stay in the race the longest, he's the wiener.

Aunt Snow said...

What is with his spray-on tan?

Smut Clyde said...

What is it with ITTDGY's spray-on livor?

M. Bouffant said...

Much harder to imagine sex with Donald Trump.

I dunno. His mouth looks awful purdy in that shot.