As seen at Wonkette:

Sure we've got Crazy Shelley:

And Mooselini:

But for the Ridiculous that will never quit, we need The Donald:

Our Democratic President has been worse than useless, imho. But he is good for at least one thing: bringing the outright racism of the Republican Party, nourished for decades by cynical practitioners of the 'Southern Strategy', bubbling to the surface. Reap your just rewards, Republicans, and enjoy your death as a serious party in this country.

UPDATE: Bonus Reason For Rooting For Trump!
He’s not a candidate, he’s a spectacle. He’s also not a conservative. With a wink and a smile, Muhammad Ali showed that self-promoting obnoxiousness could be charming. Trump shows that it can be merely vulgar. A provocateur and a clown, the Republicans’ Al Sharpton. The Lions have a better chance of winning the Super Bowl.
That's right...It'll piss off Chuckie Kraphammer.
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