♪♫ I'd like to teach the world to sing
In perfect R-money.
I'd like to hire the world to work
then fire it immediately. ♪♫
(h/t to stoat and R. McGeddon at Eschaton.)
Meanwhile, Pig Newton wants to go back to the moon, and
(H/t Substance McGravitas, IF that is his real name, for the pic.)
If for no other reason, rage against the machine, vote for Newt; annoy a liberal, vote Newt. Keep this vetting process going, keep the debate going, said Sharia Plan.
Keep on rootin' for Pig Newton, says I.
(H/t GottaLaff. I have to go with two words, though.)
UPDATE: It just keeps getting better and better.
When Gingrich's bus pulled up, Dillard stood silently holding his sign and watched the news-media horde swamp the candidate. Gingrich stepped down from the bus and made a beeline for Dillard. He stopped in front of Dillard and his sign and parked himself for a round of handshaking and pictures with voters. The placement couldn't have been worse. There was Gingrich, standing with his wife Callista at their first event of the day, and a giant Ron Paul sign floated inches from their crowns.
Noticing the awkward optics, Gingrich aides and security personnel swarmed Dillard, trying to intimidate him into moving. One of Gingrich's security agents stepped in front of him. When Dillard didn't budge, the agent lifted his heeled shoe over Dillard's bare foot and dug the back of it into his skin, twisting it side-to-side like he was stomping out a cigarette. Shocked, Dillard kept his ground and took a picture of the agent with his phone, which was quickly knocked out of his hand. Dillard slipped off his flip-flop to pick up the phone with his foot, and a Gingrich supporter kicked the sandal away.
"Don't kick me!" Dillard said to the man who knocked away his sandal. More members of Gingrich's security retinue approached, shoving their shoulders and chests in front of him.
"Just block him!" a Gingrich campaign aide said. "Everyone step on his toes!"
(Cross-posted at Whiskey Fire. Mouse over pics for captions, and click them for larger versions.)