Forget your S.O.P.A. and P.I.P.A.
It's all about the M.O.P.A.: Massive Online Pinko Ahemorrhage.
The question has been asked, "Who is this "pinko" and how is this babbie associated with socialism, besides the fact that babbies require it?"
Here are all the answers.
In other news, the mango survived being left all alone for almost a month again. (Not to mention, the tropical weather we're accustomed to in Ohio at this time of year.)
Meanwhile, TCWNN remains behind in West Virginia. He made it this far in life with little apparent human intervention, so I'm sure he'll be fine. And now he has a roof over his head.
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