Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Sing Along With The GOP

Whistle While You Jerk (If I Only Had A Brain)

You could be a shitter, even do it with the sitter,
If you've got an R behind your name.

No need to be a quitter, even if you're Vitter,
The liberals are to blame.

You can hike a trail, or chase some Latin tail,
And then pray away the shame.

Divorcin' wives with cancer, it's an easy answer,
When your mistress wants your game.

Play a mens room sport, in the Minnie airport,
A wide stance you may claim.

Chase a youthful page, your base you might enrage,
Fox will place a D behind your name.

A waitress could sue you, for your groping voodoo,
And your sheriff will smear her name.

A Senator named Ensign won't face the need to resign
Just because he was chasing after dames.

G.O.P. Gross Old Perverts


Jennifer said...

Oh my...

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Don't forget to mouse over the pics for the alt text.

Kathleen said...


I had forgotten "I like Steamroom!"

Righteous Bubba said...

The metric system is not all that bad...