Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Senator Dave the Shtter News: Breaking Like The Wind

Republican U.S. Sen. David Vitter of Louisiana says he will vote against confirming Sonia Sotomayor to be a Supreme Court justice.

Isn't that special? I suppose Senator Dave is concerned about Sonia's views on hypocritical whore-mongering, diaper-filling, racist Senators.

Jeane Palfrey has left the building.

Dave the Shitter? Mister Family Values?

He's still around.

Update: Dirty Dave opened his maw again today.

“I’m on the side of conservatives getting back to core conservative values,” said Mr. Vitter, Louisiana Republican and member of the Senate Armed Services Committee.

Seriously? I think Dave Vitter and company have been pursuing their core values relentlessly.

Getting caught is a bummer, though.


Brando said...

I think a judge with a diaper fetish can use his life experiences to shape his rulings.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Did you see that Senator Dave is on the side of conservatives getting back to conservative core values, Brando?

I can only ASSume that this means:

1) cloth diapers
2) safety pins

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

the depressing part is that these scat-munchers have learned that nobody will call them on rank hypocrisy, so doping the little woman enough to stand up next to you and doubling down on the Jebus is a valid strategy.

Americans are dumb.

M. Bouffant said...

Is the "core" he refers to what the toilet paper is wrapped around?