Saturday, February 11, 2012

Sign J—'s petition!

Agenda Item One:
Thursday, February 09, 2012
Sign my petition!
To make this an Olympic sport. It's right in so, so many ways.

Posted by J— at 2:54 PM

Agenda Item Two: Other Orb Business



Randal Graves said...

I'm not signing unless it can be combined with ballroom dancing.

Whatta wimpy winter. Up Clevelandia way, 'tis blowing like [insert dirty punchline of your choice here].

Jim H. said...

Last thing I can remember the lights got all fuzzy and shit. Then I musta' passed out 'cos the next thing I knew the sun was comin' up and the cars were blanketed lightly with snow.

Laura said...

We had a smidge of snow last night. Nothing to write home about.
Your orb pictures have a "The Hills Have Eyes" vibe about them. :)

I'm not signing any petitions until my sport, Vegetation Crushing, is declared an Olympic event as well.
Fair's fair friend. :)


ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

The wind stung my nose this morning.

P.S. Laura, how about "Vegetation Crushing and Margarita Mixing"?

vacuumslayer said...

Dude, I'm not gonna let you shove your orbist agenda down my throat. No way am I signing. I want to preserve and defend non-orbist sports.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I was working on robots last night.

Dis anyone else in Zombihome shovel while I was gone? Buggerfuck if anyone else shovels.

So now it's all packed down and un-shovel-able.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Union household, zrm.

No one is gonna take your job from you!

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Unions? IN Wisconsin?

LOL. Not in Turdwafflestanistan.

mikey said...



Those numbers just look weird. More like a math problem than a forecast.

Colder than a welldigger's tit (err, a witch's ass?) here today - barely gonna get into the 60s.


vacuumslayer said...

Was this post updated to make it more agenda-y?

Substance McGravitas said...

I already signed the petition a bunch of times because I am a scheming leftist.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Not yet, vs.

Maybe I should follow S_McG's Alinskyite example.

M. Bouffant said...

This is the next Olympic©™ sport!

Talking about the weather,* three days w/ "few showers" in the next 10; high temps will not be over 70°F!

*Nobody does anything.