Monday, June 11, 2012

Law & Order: Lake Siri Investigations

All scenes filmed on location in Berkeley Springs, West Virginia.









(Cross-posted at Whiskey Fire. Mouse over pics for captions, and click them for larger versions.)
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29 comments:

vacuumslayer said...

So, going on a gruesome killing spree is what we call "investigating" now?

The feathers, my god, the feathers!

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

There's a ton of them on the other side of the road up by the fish ponds, too.

A complicated crime scene. But the witnesses refuse to speak with us.
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vacuumslayer said...

Did you remove your glasses while uttering a catchphrase? Because I have learned from my telebision that that often helps in mystery-solvin'.

M. Bouffant said...

I'd be suspicious of any special agent whose name is an anagram of "death."

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

We just re-canvassed the area.

Interviews with a deer and a turtle were sought, but both ignored our requests and fled the area.

Deer and turtle are now regarded as suspects (or co-conspirators, at any rate).
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Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

So, going on a gruesome killing spree is what we call "investigating" now?

The feathers, my god, the feathers!


Did you catch the quillers?

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

We have a lot of geese on a couple of our sites, and they've also moulted their primary feathers, so they can't fly. I have to confess that it's sometimes fun to chase them around the joint, just to see them flap their temporarily stubby wings.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

we were keeping an eye on a suspicious bunny in our backyard earlier. Lucifer seems to be covering for him.

You want I should bring bunny in for questioning?

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

A mugshot and a statement ought to be enough for now, zrm.
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zombie rotten mcdonald said...

New Apple ad:

Theda: Woof!

Siri: Yes, how can I help you Theda?

T: Woof!

S: Your appointment to wake thunder is set for dog o'clock.

T: Woof!

S: Yes, it is flocking season, there should be geese at the lake.

T: Woof woof!

S: Thunder is scheduled to buy Clamato at 10 AM. I will add Snausages to his shopping list.

T: WOOF!

S: I am not cleaning up your poop. I do not have hands.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

A complicated crime scene.


Seems pretty simple. Geese explode. It happens.

Smut Clyde said...

The science of feather splatter analysis is still in its infancy.

Randal Graves said...

Hitchcockian.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Dog o'clock was before 6 A.M. this morning, he explained.
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Jennifer said...

FYI...

ORBS!!!

Laura said...

LOL! That was hilarious. ;)

((Hugs))
Laura

me said...

well this certainly chases the blues away!

Lisa Golden said...

Are you sure this isn't a Red Herring?

Smut Clyde said...

Red Heering.

Anonymous said...

nice posting.. thanks for sharing.

Substance McGravitas said...

Silly gooses.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Mr. Suspicious Bunny was back. I was unable to obtain a photo, although Lucy displayed tremendous cunning, watching nonchalantly until the bunny was close enough to reach within the extent of the run, and then RUN RUN RUN AT THE BUNNY trying to give him an aneurysm.

So Lucy is not covering for the bunnies, after all. She only needs some sunglasses that she can remove meaningfully at appropriate moments.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Good Dog!

Rabbit may Run, but Lucy will bring him to justice.
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fish said...

Just ask the lake who did it.

Karen S. said...

You sure do! A great dog too! This is what my weekend will be all about! Relax, relax and relaxing more! :)

Brando said...

Lovely bit a' nature you got 'ere. Shame if somethin' were to 'appen to it. An' if you keep your bills shut, nothin' will.

Smut Clyde said...

Just ask the lake who did it.

You can't base a successful prosecution on aquatic ceremonies or on the testimony of some watery bint lying in a pond.

Alexia said...

Such a handsome (pawsome?) dogtective!

Carmi Levy said...

Wow! Is it molting season? Nature can be so violent :)