Thursday, March 3, 2011

Ohio In The News

Yes, my dear readers, the United States is the Greatest Country in the World.

Need proof?

While an Ohio Senate committee was completing hearings on the controversial SB 5, the anti-union bill bringing thousands of protesters to the State House, a House committee was hearing testimony for the equally controversial Heartbeat Bill. Two of the witnesses were still in the womb.



Since the fetus did not cooperate by letting the wingnut lady laser point to a beating heart, this is obviously one of them terrorist-anchor babies I've read so much about.



P.S. Bonus video, just in case you are not yet chanting "USA! USA! USA!:



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9 comments:

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Does this mean that since you can't find a heartbeat on Dick Cheney, he is no longer protected?

vacuumslayer said...

The EdFlintstone comment made me LAUGH. But, hold on, Ed. Speaking as a Southerner, I just want to say...I'm sure we have more AWESOME tricks up our sleeves!!! Stay tuned!

Another Kiwi said...

Sorry NZ closing it's borders ,now. We are dumb enough without importing negative IQ points.
oooh bad morning for Mr. Kiwi

vacuumslayer said...

More and more I'm understanding why my mom wants to go back to Germany.

Jennifer said...

Does this mean that since you can't find a heartbeat on Dick Cheney, he is no longer protected?

Where's the damn "like" button?!

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Another Kiwi, that is sound policy.
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Substance McGravitas said...

I feel really bad for the folks getting yelled at in the video. Nobody wants to move halfway across the world to be hated.

Randal Graves said...

Everyone knows that the hearts of anchor babies are replaced by explosives. Duh.

Aunt Snow said...

So, did it swear on the bible?