Sing Along With The GOP

Whistle While You Jerk (If I Only Had A Brain)


You could be a shitter, even do it with the sitter,
If you've got an R behind your name.

No need to be a quitter, even if you're Vitter,
The liberals are to blame.


You can hike a trail, or chase some Latin tail,
And then pray away the shame.




Divorcin' wives with cancer, it's an easy answer,
When your mistress wants your game.


Play a mens room sport, in the Minnie airport,
A wide stance you may claim.




Chase a youthful page, your base you might enrage,
Fox will place a D behind your name.


A waitress could sue you, for your groping voodoo,
And your sheriff will smear her name.



A Senator named Ensign won't face the need to resign
Just because he was chasing after dames.

G.O.P. Gross Old Perverts
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