Festivus Animals and Motivational Poster

Err, Day AFTER Festivus Animals:



I've prepared this pic instructional poster due to popular confusion regarding the Red-bellied Woodpecker's nomenclature. Sure, its red head is quite noticeable...but is it more so than that of the Red-headed Woodpecker? I'd call it the "Fancy Zebra Jacketed Woodpecker", but the Golden-fronted Woodpecker has one, too. So here we are:

Cross-posted at Whiskey Fire. And Tres Toros. Mouse over pics for captions, and click them for larger versions.
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