Monday, January 24, 2011

Robobama's SOTU Tomorrow

Any Predictions?

And, now, they're coming for your Social Security. They want your fucking retirement money. They want it back, so they can give it to their criminal friends on Wall Street.

And you know something? They'll get it. They'll get it all from you, sooner or later, because they own this fucking place. It's a big club, and you ain't in it.



zombie rotten mcdonald said...

WHEW. I am lucky I have no retirement money, then.

Dragon-King Wangchuck said...

My prediction - and I'm going with a longshot here - there will be poutrage and a gnashing of teeth from the wingnuts.

Esteev said...

If they got me by the balls couldn't they at least play with them?

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

I used to joke that my retirement plan was an early grave, and every time I went on a drunken bender, I was "making payments".

It's not funny anymore.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Esteev, you've got to pay extra for that. Free market, dontcha know?

vacuumslayer said...

dammit, I didn't get a chance to help. I was just gonna email you. Next time...*rubs hands together maniacally* Mwahahahaha!

M. Bouffant said...

Fuck w/ this reporter's SS & there will be hell to pay!!

Just sayin'.

Substance McGravitas said...

I predict Obama's Ayers-written speech will call for the bombing of the student union building.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

M.B., I've got a prediction here.

Furthermore, I saw some link on Yahoo to an article on the "Daily Beast" by former Rudy 911 speechwriter and current "centrist" / CNN bloviator John Avlon.

Might have more on that tomorrow, if I can stomach it.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I predict that I will start drinking early.

And I predict that I will continue battling Inventor.

And I predict that this song will fade out. This song will fade out. This song will fa-