Wednesday, April 28, 2010

The explaining voice

Notice how the Democrats, the Regime, the media, the Left are calling Arizona's new immigration bill an outrageous usurpation of power. Meanwhile, that same Regime is moving to take away our salt...
- El Fathead

Bonus: Gary Ruppert!

Updated for fish!

Beck again suggests he may be killed: "I'm not suicidal, I'm not depressed, I don't like to swim with the fishes ..."



Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Bobby Jindal fan? I bet he's got some disturbing "slash" fiction.

These dumbasses never seem to realize that nobody is going to take their damn salt shaker, the government is going after the salt that the industry overloads "food" products with.

It's about the freedom to make personal choices- freedom from corporations forcing outrageous amounts of sodium and other deleterious substances on an unwitting public.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Bobby Jindal fan is so over the top I suspect that he is not sincere. But he never comes out of character, so who knows?

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

The Explaining Voice is Rush Limbaugh?

No wonder Jennifer hates it so.

Another Kiwi said...

Won't anyone care about the pineapples?? Who will salt them??

fish said...


Anonymous said...

I LOL'd when you said that on mmfa. It was like a sweeps week cross-promotion of my two favorite blogs. Actually, I shouldn't be surprised since I owe my S,N! addiction to your cross posting in the first place.

The fact is, S,N! is the snarking crucible of liberal fascism that the mmfa trolls so richly deserve. I'd love to see Right On/Tommy try to pull its "But I'm reasonable about gays!!!" schtick in the face of a full chorus of hipster doofus fury.

But BJfan, as you correctly noted, would likely not cover the Poe margin of error and be enjoyed for the satire.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

The fact is, S,N! is the snarking crucible of liberal fascism that the mmfa trolls so richly deserve.

with occasional zombie, and lots of POOP.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Nonymoose, you should check out 3Bulls! sometime (it's a little slow at the moment, but will no doubt pick up again 17 years or so from now when Goobie heads off to collage).

Anonymous said...

...and lots of poop

True enough and much appreciated!

The smart kid club ambiance is the necessary foil to make those aspects reach their comic potential, though. It's like Mr. Vonnegut posited in Bluebeard, the splatter painting only works if the artist has options.

Potty humor? Ok.
Potty humor from a someone you can tell is a genius? Brilliant!

IITDGY(assorted characters I'm not confident trying for in this little box, but that's kind of the point isn't it?)--
Will do, thanks again!

Substance McGravitas said...

I kind of think Gary is a little classier than Burt, who just doesn't go away often enough.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Nonymoose, you should check out 3Bulls! sometime

Don't do it. I did, and look what happened to me.

I don't know why thundermoose hates you, Anonny.

fish said...

The fish wouldn't have him. Even in his whale disguise.