Thursday, April 22, 2010

By Popular Request

J— said...



Not shown: Five copies of the application and the three year waiver binder go to HUD, plus three copies each of the third party reports (and a full size set of as-built plans).

Per Fex Ex:
Service type: FedEx Standard Overnight
Number of pieces: 3
Total shipment weight:50.00 lb

Bonus picture!

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17 comments:

Brando said...

The Thunderdome!

Three three-year waiver binders enter, one FedEx package leaves.

fish said...

The Morse Code on your cabinets is not very informative. I think it is saying "moo" over and over again.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

If you and Snag ever collaborate, you will be able to grind this grievously wounded economy to a halt, won't you?

Another Kiwi said...

If you leave those folders so close together , unattended, like that, they will breed.
They can't help themselves

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Um... yeah... thunder... you have to place a cover sheet on the application... that'd be great...yeah...

Von said...

Brando - OMG, spit pop all over my desk. again.
Must stop sipping while blogging.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Just got home from the old underwriting job, as I got feedback on that very loan application.

The forms don't match up. (Which I knew, because I used a lower amount of other income to underwrite the debt service coverage ratio.)

But still they insist the appraiser 2264 forms must match the underwriter's 92013 forms.

And, for added hilarity: How sleazy.To lie and say you are an underwriter just to try and argue your ridiculous point.
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J— said...

Ha, thanks for putting up those images, thunder. It's like the parks application from Wayne's World II, except it's in quintuple and non-fiction.

Snag said...

Heh. I've got an idea.

M. Bouffant said...

Sleazy liar Thunderpantzen on fire!! Too!

Jeez, nicer cubicle than when I flunkied for a bank. Is it rubber so the inmates won't hurt themselves, or textured metal that photographs as rubber?

What's face down & red, possibly dead, right of the laptop?

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

That's the company logo, M.B. (With arms and legs tacked on.)
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zombie rotten mcdonald said...

TWO wastebaskets!!

you are Executive!

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

How sleazy.To lie and say you are an underwriter just to try and argue your ridiculous point.

claiming you are an underwriter scores the babes.

J— said...

And the dual wastebaskets--babe magnets.

fish said...

bTWO wastebaskets!!

you are Executive!


Or he has a really small bladder.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

bTWO

unlike ding[1], bTWO FUCKING SUCKS.

Kathleen said...

you have a fan!!!!!

royalty.