This crane is outside the old Courthouse Building in Columbus, while across the street a new one is being finished. Friday evening the moon was coming up, and the crane made a nice object for the camera to focus on.
That moon looks like a big floating stone head....
These ominous allusions to the possibility of a Zardozing remind me of that passage in Lord of Light where characters are discussing the threat from Shiva's nuclear-armed "thunder chariot" -- "the 'man in the hat' may 'nod his head' over [endangered blog]." Or something like that.
I noted the avatar and attempted to change mine... however Blogger, being curmudgeonly, will not let me post a photo. Tainted URL or something! I'll show them tainted!
By the way... I was finally able to upload a new avatar... my mouse jumped though so instead of getting the Zardoz... I got a Bad Ronald. Perhaps Bad Ronald is the new Zardoz.
Here I am! Here I am!1 Sorry I missed yesterday's frivolity. Can we still play today? Or am I just hanging out here....all by myself. "allllll BBBYYYYY MMMMYYYSEELLLLFF" I'm singing Celine Dion over here. C'mon, people. Come on back.
it is hilarious that I was waiting for Miss Yvonne to take #100, and fish even held off, and JENNIFER waltzed right in and stommped all over Von's day!
RM- what's wrong with CCR?
Nothing's WRONG with them. I just don't like 'em, for the most part. I find them flat and uninspired.
and JENNIFER waltzed right in and stommped all over Von's day!
And, I believe Jennifer was the only one who commented on Von's very raw and very real post the other day... I'm guessing she'll forgive me for taking 100. Besides, I didn't look at the time stamp so assumed that fish had already stolen it.
Nothing is sacred when it comes to nabbing the century marks, dammit!!@!1@
I am not liking XRT today. I would LOVE to be listening to my iPod and it's new awesome playlist, but that would make LB1 even more irate. damn it. damn her.
Von, I had a boss once who also hated the iPod when I was working. Well, not the iPod, cuz I am OLD OLD OLD and at the time, it was a walkman tape player. But after a while, I started playing after 3 in the afternoon or so, and he accepted it. Wasn't happy about it, but you know, eff him.
Since then, I've had a boss who is a bigger asshole, but he at least lets me listen to music and mostly likes the same things I do.
possible scenario: reboot the chocolate skittle franchise with a new Raspberry Chocolate chocolate skittle
This is a totally evil idea, and I think it is safer when Kathleen is drinking in the afternoon, rather than putting things like this out on the iNtertrons.
that was a relief wherever you be let your wind go free who knows if that pork chop I took with my cup of tea after was quite good with the heat I couldnt smell anything off it Im sure that queerlooking man in the porkbutchers is a great rogue I hope that lamp is not smoking fill my nose up with smuts better than having him leaving the gas on all night I couldnt rest easy in my bed in Gibraltar even getting up to see why am I so damned nervous about that though I like it in the winter its more company O Lord it was rotten cold too that winter when I was only about ten was I yes I had the big doll with all the funny clothes dressing her up and undressing that icy wind skeeting across from those mountains the something Nevada sierra nevada standing at the fire with the little bit of a short shift I had up to heat myself I loved dancing about in it then make a race back into bed Im sure that fellow opposite used to be there the whole time watching with the lights out in the summer and I in my skin hopping around I used to love myself then stripped at the washstand dabbing and creaming only when it came to the chamber performance I put out the light too so then there were 2 of us goodbye to my sleep for this night anyhow I hope hes not going to get in with those medicals leading him astray to imagine hes young again coming in at 4 in the morning it must be if not more still he had the manners not to wake me what do they find to gabber about all night squandering money and getting drunker and drunker couldnt they drink water then he starts giving us his orders for eggs and tea and Findon haddy and hot buttered toast I suppose well have him sitting up like the king of the country pumping the wrong end of the spoon up and down in his egg wherever he learned that from and I love to hear him falling up the stairs of a morning with the cups rattling on the tray and then play with the cat she rubs up against you for her own sake I wonder has she fleas shes as bad as a woman always licking and lecking but I hate their claws I wonder do they see anything that we cant staring like that when she sits at the top of the stairs so long and listening as I wait always what a robber too that lovely fresh place I bought I think Ill get a bit of fish tomorrow or today is it Friday yes I will with some blancmange with black currant jam like long ago not those 2 lb pots of mixed plum and apple from the London and Newcastle Williams and Woods goes twice as far only for the bones I hate those eels cod yes Ill get a nice piece of cod Im always getting enough for 3 forgetting anyway Im sick of that everlasting butchers meat from Buckleys loin chops and leg beef and rib steak and scrag of mutton and calfs pluck the very name is enough or a picnic suppose we all gave 5/- each and or let him pay it and invite some other woman for him who Mrs Fleming and drove out to the furry glen or the strawberry beds wed have him examining all the horses toenails first like he does with the letters no not with Boylan there yes with some cold veal and ham mixed sandwiches there are little houses down at the bottom of the banks there on purpose but its as hot as blazes he says not a bank holiday anyhow I hate those ruck of Mary Ann coalboxes out for the day Whit Monday is a cursed day too no wonder that bee bit him better the seaside but Id never again in this life get into a boat with him after him at Bray telling the boatman he knew how to row if anyone asked could he ride the steeplechase for the gold cup hed say yes then it came on to get rough the old thing crookeding about and the weight all down my side telling me pull the right reins now pull the left and the tide all swamping in floods in through the bottom and his oar slipping out of the stirrup its a mercy we werent all drowned he can swim of course me no theres no danger whatsoever keep yourself calm in his flannel
440 comments:
1 – 200 of 440 Newer› Newest»That moon looks like a big floating stone head....
It seems kind of orby. I wonder how it would look with a stache?
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I thought the crane was for capturing the moon. That's what I would do if I had a crane.
if I had a crane pun, I'd swing it by Sadly, No.
I had to crane my neck to see that
That's no moon.
That moon looks like a big floating stone head....
These ominous allusions to the possibility of a Zardozing remind me of that passage in Lord of Light where characters are discussing the threat from Shiva's nuclear-armed "thunder chariot" -- "the 'man in the hat' may 'nod his head' over [endangered blog]." Or something like that.
Something like that, Smut my man.
Something like that.
I also saw a glorious moon on Friday, but the only cranes I saw were the two-footed variety. Unfortunately, I had no camera.
Did someone say Zardoz??
note the avatar.
THUNDRADOME!!
eww. Can't we just get beyond Thundradome?
Disaster or Opportunity?
I noted the avatar and attempted to change mine... however Blogger, being curmudgeonly, will not let me post a photo. Tainted URL or something! I'll show them tainted!
FYI, ZRM... the bomber had a reason for the bomber... but it was not the gut bomb I expected.
I can't remember, can thundra see his own blog if he's at his place of work? It's only TypePad and 3B's that he can't see, correct?
Or, will he come home only to find his little corner of the blogosphere has red wine spilled all over it.
tequila.
blooger has hosed my avatar too..
FASCISM!!!
jennifer broke blooger's avatars?
No, fish stole it.
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.
...aaah. The yelling at fish worked, my avatar is back.
Make a note: when the internet is broked, YELL AT FISH.
the strings of big stone head avatars is attractive and soothing, like a bad science fiction bead necklace.
I'm still avatarless... no amount of yelling at fish has helped.
well, hopefully yelling at fish at least made you FEEL better.
well, hopefully yelling at fish at least made you FEEL better.
I'd prefer an avatar.
now mine's gone again.
EFFING FISH.
Did someone call my name?
Don't mention my name and Avatar. Plover might hear.
Thundraglobe.
Are we at 1000 yet?
SHEESH, FISH. I ALREADY NAMED THIS THUNDRADOME.
YES, ZARDOZ IS YELLING AT FISH.
PENIS GOOD. FISH BAD.
YES, ZARDOZ IS YELLING AT FISH.
PENIS GOOD. FISH BAD.
Isn't that FISH PENIS BAD?
By the way... I was finally able to upload a new avatar... my mouse jumped though so instead of getting the Zardoz... I got a Bad Ronald. Perhaps Bad Ronald is the new Zardoz.
When does that Hallogallo start??
And... was fish trying to steal ZRM's comment? In broad daylight? Has he no shame?
I bet if we posted some cranberry vodka, Kathleen would be here in an instant.
And maybe a moose for Snag.
Perhaps a Piggy Bomber for Pinko. Although, I'm guessing he'd be very disappointed.
I'm on my 3rd cup of afternoon coffee... trying to make up for the long weekend, and for over-sleeping this morning. It's not helping.
Hey thundrapants! It's supposed to be in the 70's this week! Woo-hoo!
You'll probably get more snow. It's how Ohio rolls.
Where in the hell did ZRM go??
Von?? Where's Von? She's not spam over here.
You know, the Piggy Bomber should have had at least a little Spam, but noooooo.
ZRM is off messing with photoshoop, rather than getting ready for a meeting AS HE SHOULD BE.
I blame fish.
I still can't save the image you sent... can you save it and send it as an attachment? If not, blame fish.
I would comment but I'm too busy searching Youtube for topless-nun scenes from The Devils.
Von probly has one a them "jobs"
Imma not gonna comment on Smut's not-comment.
Was your Von job comment in response to Smut's topless nuns comment???
I'd prefer an avatar.
How about a harbinger? Would that do?
How about a harbinger? Would that do?
I'm not sure I'd like to know of anything to come if left in Smut's hands.
Clean up in aisle 7!
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ifthezardozdon'tgetya...
thebadronaldwill
So this is where the action is.
Are those the new Porky bomber Cheetos?
Snackerlicious!
Ooow fuck they fell down into Thundra's wall heater.
Porky Bomber Cheetos... there could be a market for those.
I'm thinking it would be a pork rind fused to a Cheeto... a bbq-flavored pork rind.
Sounds like it would go great with cranberry vodka, Jennifer.
Or perhaps, grate.
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If Snag steals the bacon-cheetos idea, he owes you royalties, Jennifer
If Snag steals the bacon-cheetos idea, he owes you royalties, Jennifer
Oh, I know!!! I have to say, although not the fan of the pork rind, I am curious what the Cheeto/bbq pork rind combo would be like.
Eeeww!!
Added pic for J—.
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Do you need a new avatar during a Zardoz? I was not aware of that rule.
Shirley you mean "Justice Cocklecarrot and the Case of the 12 Red-Beared Dwarfs".
Shirley, indeed.
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very cruel, Smut.
Surely you have noticed that some are avatar challenged?
12 Red-Beared Dwarfs".
J--'s commenting software stole a 'd'.
It is important to know that one of the dwarfs used the name 'Rincewind'..
More red-beared-dwarf-related information here.
Rufo-nanitis is not an acceptable excuse, S.C.
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SHEESH, FISH. I ALREADY NAMED THIS THUNDRADOME.
Yeah, except that isn't what I said. I still stole it though.
Hey, you caught it!
Thanks for the picture.
Late. Again, as always.
So, what did I miss?
Sorry, I had a meeting last night. I didn't even turn on my computer
see, that's what happens when you are big and important, like I am.
Hahahahahah.
Now, thunder, you can take the moon and rent it out and make lots and lots of money!
Cranberry vodka sounds good for breakfast.
Here I am! Here I am!1
Sorry I missed yesterday's frivolity.
Can we still play today?
Or am I just hanging out here....all by myself.
"allllll BBBYYYYY MMMMYYYSEELLLLFF"
I'm singing Celine Dion over here.
C'mon, people. Come on back.
This is a LONG,SLOW Zardoz.
Keep going Von. No rules.
Hopefully someone will bring sangritches.
Cranberry vodka sounds good for breakfast.
And hey! Cranberries, so it's healthy!
long and slow.....
oh, sorry.
Mind in gutter.
Sandgriches.
Yes, we'll need sandgritches.
Jimmy jOhns!!!
I am having a really shitty day at work.
Running over here to zardoz is keeping me sane.
well, as sane as I can be.
It's all relative, anyway
Craving
Cranberry
Vodka
how's this full moon treating the rest of you?
me? no, not so good at all actually.
currently listening to
In a white room
with black curtains
the zombies on my desk are dancing
they are gogo dancing zombies.
keeping it funky.
sooo....
Where's MenD?
CCV
There's a Bad Moon Rising....
One of TWO CCR songs I can tolerate. What's the other one, you say?
IT'S NOT LODI.
C'mon Von, take 100!
No way.
I'm
Gonna
take
This is a LONG,SLOW Zardoz.
That just sounds gross...
ZRM- what's wrong with CCR? Not enough Geddy?
Von- you just howl right back at the moon.
It's a marvelous night for a moondance!
And vodka...
But not a long, slow Zardoz...
it is hilarious that I was waiting for Miss Yvonne to take #100, and fish even held off, and JENNIFER waltzed right in and stommped all over Von's day!
RM- what's wrong with CCR?
Nothing's WRONG with them. I just don't like 'em, for the most part. I find them flat and uninspired.
and JENNIFER waltzed right in and stommped all over Von's day!
And, I believe Jennifer was the only one who commented on Von's very raw and very real post the other day... I'm guessing she'll forgive me for taking 100. Besides, I didn't look at the time stamp so assumed that fish had already stolen it.
Nothing is sacred when it comes to nabbing the century marks, dammit!!@!1@
Daaaaammmmnn
Jennifer for the win.
I'm a little perplexed tho
Z - calling me out with a full name shout out?
I'm speechless.
I just don't expect an 'Yvonne' out of any of you.
you all get the right to Von.
forevertimez.
Fish - valiant effort, but Jennifer totally snuck in.
I was dealing with super EVIL LB1.
Bitch needs some candy or something.
stupid full moon is full
p.s. and Jennifer is totally right. She's totally forgiven, for previously stated reason.
that, and she's awesome.
Fish - valiant effort, but Jennifer totally snuck in.
Yeah, totally... I was just waiting... taking 45 minutes to pounce!!! :)
stupid full moon is full
Well, then I'd say you have permission to be CRAZY!!!
Ow-woooooooo!!!!
Z - calling me out with a full name shout out?
I'm speechless.
He's after your cranberry vodka.
uh-oh. Zombie is pissing off Crew Zardoz.
Perhaps if I offered sangritches....
Perhaps she needs a strategically placed flaming bag of poo by her cubicle.
Von, you should maybe leave a pair of black plastic glasses on her desk. She won't get it, which makes it EVEN FUNNIER!
That moon looks like a big floating stone head
Bad Moon On The Rise....
LOL!! I thought you were going to put them on the stone head, but they look better on the bad, bad moon.
Goodnight Bad Moon! Goodnight bad cow jumping over the bad moon! Good night bad light and the bad red balloon!
Does anyone have any poo I can borrow?
And yes, sangritches would def appease.
shouldbeworking
shouldbeworking
shouldbeworking
nointerest
nointerest
nointerest
Only 128>?
that's lammmme
again I say
where.is.menD.
Just heard someone say
"The pumpkin pie incident"
weird
my comments are many, but at least they are not one word
*ahem fish ahem*
people who walk fast in high heels walk fast
I overheard something funny but I forget it now.
weird
I am not liking XRT today.
I would LOVE to be listening to my iPod and it's new awesome playlist, but that would make LB1 even more irate.
damn it.
damn her.
dontcha just love my little updates?
It's like you're right here, having my sucky day with me.....
perhaps you should leave a box of raspberry flavored chocolate covered matzo in the office kitchen. that scares me.
except two hours earlier!!!
And now Brian Ferry.
I should be listening through the computer, but am not.
Von- are you streaming XRT? If so, you can fine tune what you're listening to... say should you want only new releases.
I was gonna do the Bad Stone Head, but Miss Jennifer called me out. I am so predictable. Sigh.
Agreed: MenD is absent. Sad.
Well played, Von, for ahemming Bad Fish.
Altough I pretty much like Black Hole Sun.
Vodka
I could use a sangritch. It's definitely lunch time.
cranberry
Tequila
Kathleen- are you going to try the matzo? It sounds scary.
I like the Steve and Eydie cover of Black Hole Sun.
Von, I had a boss once who also hated the iPod when I was working. Well, not the iPod, cuz I am OLD OLD OLD and at the time, it was a walkman tape player. But after a while, I started playing after 3 in the afternoon or so, and he accepted it. Wasn't happy about it, but you know, eff him.
Since then, I've had a boss who is a bigger asshole, but he at least lets me listen to music and mostly likes the same things I do.
ZRM- don't you mean the Close n' Play??
Rum.
And Gram Parsons doing "Sin City". Sweet.
ZRM- don't you mean the Close n' Play??
Hurtful.
Yeah, but it'd be funny to see one at work. :)
Raspberry chocolate vodka would be better.
6 words.
Bite me.
2 words.
possible scenario: reboot the chocolate skittle franchise with a new Raspberry Chocolate chocolate skittle
the Bad Zardoz looks pretty good also
Yeah, but it'd be funny to see one at work. :)
So, just to be straight; Hurting Zombies is okay, as long as someone gets lulz.
possible scenario: reboot the chocolate skittle franchise with a new Raspberry Chocolate chocolate skittle
This is a totally evil idea, and I think it is safer when Kathleen is drinking in the afternoon, rather than putting things like this out on the iNtertrons.
Raspberry chocolate vodka would be better.
on the other hand, this seems to be a winner of an idea, and I demand to know where fish stole it.
that was a relief wherever you be let your wind go free who knows if that pork chop I took with my cup of tea after was quite good with the heat I couldnt smell anything off it Im sure that queerlooking man in the porkbutchers is a great rogue I hope that lamp is not smoking fill my nose up with smuts better than having him leaving the gas on all night I couldnt rest easy in my bed in Gibraltar even getting up to see why am I so damned nervous about that though I like it in the winter its more company O Lord it was rotten cold too that winter when I was only about ten was I yes I had the big doll with all the funny clothes dressing her up and undressing that icy wind skeeting across from those mountains the something Nevada sierra nevada standing at the fire with the little bit of a short shift I had up to heat myself I loved dancing about in it then make a race back into bed Im sure that fellow opposite used to be there the whole time watching with the lights out in the summer and I in my skin hopping around I used to love myself then stripped at the washstand dabbing and creaming only when it came to the chamber performance I put out the light too so then there were 2 of us goodbye to my sleep for this night anyhow I hope hes not going to get in with those medicals leading him astray to imagine hes young again coming in at 4 in the morning it must be if not more still he had the manners not to wake me what do they find to gabber about all night squandering money and getting drunker and drunker couldnt they drink water then he starts giving us his orders for eggs and tea and Findon haddy and hot buttered toast I suppose well have him sitting up like the king of the country pumping the wrong end of the spoon up and down in his egg wherever he learned that from and I love to hear him falling up the stairs of a morning with the cups rattling on the tray and then play with the cat she rubs up against you for her own sake I wonder has she fleas shes as bad as a woman always licking and lecking but I hate their claws I wonder do they see anything that we cant staring like that when she sits at the top of the stairs so long and listening as I wait always what a robber too that lovely fresh place I bought I think Ill get a bit of fish tomorrow or today is it Friday yes I will with some blancmange with black currant jam like long ago not those 2 lb pots of mixed plum and apple from the London and Newcastle Williams and Woods goes twice as far only for the bones I hate those eels cod yes Ill get a nice piece of cod Im always getting enough for 3 forgetting anyway Im sick of that everlasting butchers meat from Buckleys loin chops and leg beef and rib steak and scrag of mutton and calfs pluck the very name is enough or a picnic suppose we all gave 5/- each and or let him pay it and invite some other woman for him who Mrs Fleming and drove out to the furry glen or the strawberry beds wed have him examining all the horses toenails first like he does with the letters no not with Boylan there yes with some cold veal and ham mixed sandwiches there are little houses down at the bottom of the banks there on purpose but its as hot as blazes he says not a bank holiday anyhow I hate those ruck of Mary Ann coalboxes out for the day Whit Monday is a cursed day too no wonder that bee bit him better the seaside but Id never again in this life get into a boat with him after him at Bray telling the boatman he knew how to row if anyone asked could he ride the steeplechase for the gold cup hed say yes then it came on to get rough the old thing crookeding about and the weight all down my side telling me pull the right reins now pull the left and the tide all swamping in floods in through the bottom and his oar slipping out of the stirrup its a mercy we werent all drowned he can swim of course me no theres no danger whatsoever keep yourself calm in his flannel
4096 characters.
I hope Von isn't getting yelled at.
The stone head almost looks attractive in that nerdy/intellectual way, with just a hint of badness.
On the other hand, I hope fish IS.
Ulysses, fish?
Thank goodness fish is not rebellious.
getting yelled at, I mean.
I demand to know where fish stole it.
From some branes I ate. NOW I AM STEALING YOUR GIG!!!!1!!!
We could yell at him.
Needs more drag-&-drop animated moons.
Also glad that blogger doesn't automatically update old avatars, so one can keep track of image choices.
ZRM- you need to put some black glasses on that fish fairy and that unicorn.
Thank goodness fish is not rebellious.
It took me like 5 min to trim down the text to the maximum allowed length...
Needs more drag-&-drop animated moons.
we don't work the Substance Side of the Street HERE, sir!!
I hope that lamp is not smoking fill my nose up with smuts
Smut's what? Details.
and yes I said yes I will Yes
you need to put some black glasses on that fish fairy ...
That seems a bit uncalled-for, even if it is just feeshy.
fee fie feeshy.
Kate Bush, Kathleen?
I bet Von's out hunting for abandoned dog poo as we type...
Some of my best friends are fairies.
It took me like 5 min to trim down the text to the maximum allowed length...
Restraint killed the fish...
http://www.123peppy.com/play/fish-fairy-dress-game
Crap...
Try this.
Kathleen!! Where's the matzo report!?!
that fairy needs some eyeglasses
So does your latte!
Or cappuccino...
or Macchiato
Someone needs to get Von over here for 200.
Won't thundra be surprised to find we Zardozed all over his blog again.
I just saw the trailer for Marmaduke.
OMFG. I weep.
Let's just say that the clip ENDED with CGI dogs line dancing to "What I Like About You"....
...and that was the HIGH point.
Wow! Maybe they'll do it in IMAX!
Won't thundra be surprised to find we Zardozed all over his blog again.
yeah, he'll probably spill wine into something electronic.
but where would he have gotten the idea it was over?
Wow! Maybe they'll do it in IMAX!
EVIL!!! EEEE---VILLLL!!
Annnnnnd
200!!!!
Von for the win....
WHILE working hard.
YESSSS!
VON FOR THE CENTURY MARK!!
3Bulls can eat it.
WHILE working hard.
Zombie hardly working.
heh. I DON'T miss lame office jokes.
Damn. I missed 200.
Shit. I forgot my name would still be up top. How can I be Bad Fish Fairy if my name is still up top??
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