Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Rmoney Leads In Florida

Here is a video of Rmoney singing at a campaign stop in The Villages, Florida on Monday.

♪♫ I'd like to teach the world to sing
In perfect R-money.

I'd like to hire the world to work
then fire it immediately. ♪♫

(h/t to stoat and R. McGeddon at Eschaton.)

Meanwhile, Pig Newton wants to go back to the moon, and Mooselini Moonselini wants to help.

(H/t Substance McGravitas, IF that is his real name, for the pic.)
If for no other reason, rage against the machine, vote for Newt; annoy a liberal, vote Newt. Keep this vetting process going, keep the debate going, said Sharia Plan.

Keep on rootin' for Pig Newton, says I.

(H/t GottaLaff. I have to go with two words, though.)

UPDATE: It just keeps getting better and better.

When Gingrich's bus pulled up, Dillard stood silently holding his sign and watched the news-media horde swamp the candidate. Gingrich stepped down from the bus and made a beeline for Dillard. He stopped in front of Dillard and his sign and parked himself for a round of handshaking and pictures with voters. The placement couldn't have been worse. There was Gingrich, standing with his wife Callista at their first event of the day, and a giant Ron Paul sign floated inches from their crowns.

Noticing the awkward optics, Gingrich aides and security personnel swarmed Dillard, trying to intimidate him into moving. One of Gingrich's security agents stepped in front of him. When Dillard didn't budge, the agent lifted his heeled shoe over Dillard's bare foot and dug the back of it into his skin, twisting it side-to-side like he was stomping out a cigarette. Shocked, Dillard kept his ground and took a picture of the agent with his phone, which was quickly knocked out of his hand. Dillard slipped off his flip-flop to pick up the phone with his foot, and a Gingrich supporter kicked the sandal away.

"Don't kick me!" Dillard said to the man who knocked away his sandal. More members of Gingrich's security retinue approached, shoving their shoulders and chests in front of him.

"Just block him!" a Gingrich campaign aide said. "Everyone step on his toes!"

(Cross-posted at Whiskey Fire. Mouse over pics for captions, and click them for larger versions.)


Laura said...

There are a lot of old people at Mitt's sing a long!
What is "Mitt" short for?


Dr.KennethNoisewater said...

Even when it's not goatse, it's still goatse, ya know?

How the fuck did that odious dingleberry manage to snag 3 women? I mean, it's not like they were particularly great ladies...but, fuck, they were breathing.

Dr.KennethNoisewater said...

What is "Mitt" short for?

You probably won't believe this, but "Mittens" is his real name. Now you know why he goes by "Mitt."

Dr.KennethNoisewater said...

It is now my goal to make all Canadians think that Mitt's real name is "Mittens."

Hmmm. How will I shut Substance up?

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

You probably won't believe this, but "Mittens" is his real name.

That's what I was gonna say!

Dr.KennethNoisewater said...

Laura, his name is TOTALLY Mittens. Tell all your friends.

Substance McGravitas said...

Newt is objectively anti-toe.

How will I shut Substance up?

Bribery works.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Now we see the violence inherent in the system.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Beware the undertoad.

Dr.KennethNoisewater said...

Bribery works.

OK, but as I said at your place, I'm lousy at bondage.

Dr.KennethNoisewater said...


Dr.KennethNoisewater said...

I just like saying "mittens." Amd I think if we're all honest with ourselves we all do.

Glennis said...

"Everyone step on his toes."

Oh, Jeeebus!

Hamish Mack said...

Lose your mittens and get no pie. I don't make the rules here.

Dr. Zaius said...

your winking newt picture is kind of unsettling. :o\

Randal Graves said...

Jeez, this dumb thing *still* isn't over?

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

The Ohio primary is on Tuesday, March 6, 2012, R.G.

General election is November 6, 2012.

This has been a public service announcement...with guitar.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

And campaigning for the 2016 Presidential Election is set to begin on November 12, 2012.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...


ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...


He said it again!

Did you hear him?

Unknown said...

Christ almight..which one would be the best to go after at this point: Batshit crazy Eye-of-Newt or Mittens? Its a tough choice for moi. ;-)

And I thought my singing sucked..lawd.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

"Everyone step on his toes."

Grasping victory from the jaws of the feet!

Jim H. said...

Rmoney. Heh!

Newt Gingrich sounds like he should be a professor of magickal creatures at Hogwarts. Or else potions.

He winks whenever someone has to borrow his eye to make a potion.

If it were me, I'd raise holy hell!

Sharia Plan. Heh!