Friday, September 23, 2011

My Petition for the White House

As noted by Wonkette, "The White House pretty much launched the project noting that they would not actually pay any attention to proposals they didn’t like..."


I forgot a line I was going to put in there, "And keep pretending it's the mean Republicans and stubborn Blue Dog Democrats that make you do it." Anyways, I need 4,999 more signatures for my official White House review:
Thank you for creating a petition on We the People!

You now have 30 days to get 5,000 signatures in order for your petition to be reviewed by the White House. Until your petition has 150 signatures, it will only be available from the following URL:

So if you're sitting around with too much time on your hands, please go sign my petition.

(Cross-posted at Whiskey Fire.)


Laura said...

I doubt you'd be wanting a Canadian signature .. eh?

Our army only has one tank and I doubt it would do much good if "yousguys's" army decided to come for me.
Randal tells me that the Cleveland Cannon is pointed right at me! That sounds dirty.. doesn't it? ;p
Tee Hee!

Anyhow, it's late and I just finished watching Supernatural AND Fringe so .. I've got nothing left for tonight.

Good luck with your petition! It's pretty awesome. :)


ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Thanks, Laura. Just tell 'em you're from Detroit!

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Our army only has one tank and I doubt it would do much good if "yousguys's" army decided to come for me.

Does the cannon shoot maple syrup?

Note to self... invade Canada, bring waffles.

Hamish Mack said...

I rate for My Thundra's petition an' I put my moniker onnit. heh heh I am from ___________ in __________state.
But they accepted my postcode.
The Sorosbucks will be on the doorstep tomorrow, I expect.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Thanks A.K. It's taking off like a wildfire...only 4,993 to go now.

M. Bouffant said...

So if you're sitting around with too much time on your hands

I'm assuming this is a direct & shameless appeal to me.

Do you think the WH "gets" sarcasm?

Smut Clyde said...

So if you're sitting around with too much time on your hands

It would be nice if the excess time ended up on the hands. In my experience it heads straight for the waist.

Randal Graves said...

Is this a paying gig?

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Do you think the WH "gets" sarcasm?

I don't think it matters, they don't care what we think. The point is, we get it. This petition is for us.

Is this a paying gig?

Yes, R.G. You have to pay attention.

paleotectonics said...

Done, sir. And reposted to my friends - you are about to get the signatures of upwards of 6 radical whatevs we be (democrats<--->sliding scale<--->messianic complex)

zombie rotten mcdonald said...


Whale Chowder said...

Signed. Only a few thousand to go!

Hamish Mack said...

31 signatures all ready! The Third Political Party is heyah!
Messrs Clyde and Kiwi are available at a resonable rate (or bottles of claret)as political advisers.

lisahgolden said...

The way things are going are making me very BLUE. Like that dragon fly you left in my comments. Except not as pretty.

I'm going to go snap some pencils in half now.

Anonymous said...

Linky doesn't work for me: blank screen. Zounds!

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Still works for me, 36 signatures now.

Unstoppable juggernaut!

J— said...

Still have a ways to go to catch up with FORESKIN HOLOCAUST PETITION.

Unknown said...

I have had over a dozen people tell me the WH site is preventing them from signing the petition or tweeting/facebooking it, they can only view it . So I went on, used one of my dozen email addys and made another account.

They ain't lying.

Plus today, I was called a Rove operative on a so-called progressive blog.

Guess I really am just a dirty hippie eh? ;-)

Snag said...

Well, even if the White House doesn't get sarcasm, I enjoy it. Glad I could play.