Thursday, January 21, 2010

Speaking of Conan...

It's Arnocorps!

Who are they?

Hello, I’m Holzfeuer and I do fantastic
vocalizations for the people, right there.

Vielmehr Klampfe: Hand-to-string combat
specialist on guitar, exactly.

Barrakuda: Handsome Inzo der Barrakuda.
Guitar. Beauty. Girth.

Toten Adler: Ballsy bass-playing Toten Adler,
that’s me. I also swim the waters off Alcatraz,
climb cliffs, play with the boobies.

Gellend Adler: Exactly. My name is Gellend
Adler, I’m the greatest drummer of all time.
I have many championships, but I remain modest.

And what of Austrian Death Machine?

Gellend: Come on, that stuff will make you soft, like marshmallow. Don’t listen to it near a campfire, you’ll end up with a red hot stick up your ass and feeling the wrong kind of burn.

Barrakuda: I want his skull. I want to shrink his head and put it on a Care Bear body and then mail it to his mother.

Holzfeuer: He needs to stick with his mallcore band and continue bastardizing music of the metals instead of someone bastardizing the tales of Austria, again. Can you believe this guy is making a tribute to an actor-politician instead of the original tales? The copycat is honouring the biggest copycat of all time!

Gellend: Goddamn low forehead, right there.

Toten: Sickens me.

WV- conaned- it either involves getting brained by a mighty-thewed Cimmerian, or getting fired and collecting a cool $30 mil.
January 21, 2010 10:18 AM

3: To have your movie lines used for mallcore music lyrics [Total Recall was conaned again].


Jennifer said...

Dear Lord... we've lost him.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...


No spider pic?

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I think this blog needs an Ombudzomboid.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Purrhaps you're right, ZRM.

But I Shirley want to hire the RIGHT Ombudzomboid.

As long as there is a rigorous test, and such as.

P.S. Not to mention, mortis.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I would be happy to zombie-light.

Hey, the COBA is already pissed at me.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Hey, the COBA is already pissed at me.

Certainly your street cred is thereby enhanced.

Please send resume and celery demands.

M. Bouffant said...

I will not accept a cheap rip-off of Arno-corpse! Damnit.