Showing posts with label Cries for help. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cries for help. Show all posts

Friday, November 4, 2011

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Words of Wisdom


As seen at Tres Toros

O.K., I'll go to work now.

UPDATE: Leaving work and trudging home through the snow after 8 P.M. has not improved my opinion of the way that I spend (most of) my day. How about some Killdozer?



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Sunday, December 6, 2009

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Goldman Sachs - Boeing 2012!



I don't see how we're ever going to get this cat back into the bag.

I see a 2012 election between Goldman Sachs-Boeing and United Health Care-Archer Daniels Midland. Guns and money versus health insurance and corporate farming.

May the greediest and most corrupt win (as usual)!

P.S. If the above wasn't entirely clear, I blame the hour and the headache. What I'm saying is with representation like this, why not just give up the pretense that our Senators and such as do anything besides serve the corporations that purchased their souls.

Anyways, here's TIME magazine, seeking to improve my day!


If you get your information from liberal sources, the crowd numbered about 70,000, many of them greedy racists. If you get your information from conservative sources, the crowd was hundreds of thousands strong, perhaps as many as a million, and the tenor was peaceful and patriotic.

Take it away, Glennzilla
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Friday, August 14, 2009

Boogie til you puke!



Cleaning woman
Found me on the floor
Can't wait 'til tomorrow
To boogie some more!

TGIF, also.
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Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Arlington: The Rap

Fight for Old DC!



Bonus! Golf course turtle.



FOR THE ZOMBIE

DO NOT advise me to use a Neti Pot. There’s almost no situation I can imagine where I would use a Neti Pot, and not just because it’s the sort of thing you can guarantee will show up on BoingBoing: “Incredibly Cool Steampunk Neti Pot.”

P.S. Righteous Leftous Bubba has submitted an entry to The Journal of LOL Althouse poetry - own goal category, in the comments.

UPDATE: This blog is currently the number 3 search result for The Journal of LOL Althouse Poetry. Proud to Announce, and such as.
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Wednesday, May 27, 2009

The Snorkel-Signal


When the citizens of Snorkel City feel threatened by evil, they know what to do: Shine the Snorkel-Signal into the night sky!
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