"I started paddling with the swells and I started seeing fins swimming around me and I thought 'I'm dead!'"
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Given A Cactus
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9 comments:
Maybe the dolphins were trying to sex him down.
He appeared to be trying to harm himself by swimming into boats' propellers and began showing an unhealthy interest in divers.
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But attempts to lure Georges away from the busy harbour and return him to a secluded area near Cherbourg, France, where it is thought he originated, failed.
Oh, a French dolphin; that explains everything.
what does that Wall Street Journal lady think about this?
No doubt Lady Peggington Noonington is outraged by these liberal-saving dolphins, who are probably reverse-furries to boot.
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Well this is reassuring:
Dolphin males have been described as having an extremely high-intensity ejaculation cycle, and some have described oral sex as potentially lethal. It is confirmed that a dolphin male will ejaculate a substantial quantity of semen in a short time with some reports from 50ml to over 100ml in quantity, perceivable required due to the salt water environment that acts as a natural spermicide. However, the pressure of delivery is not enough to cause bodily harm.
Everytime I go paddling w/ swells I think its my last time.
Everytime I go paddling w/ swells I think its my last time.
Nobody made you join that exclusive boat club!
I think the dolphins taught him that Mary Poppins accent.
Ok, yeah, Mary Tyler Moore was HOT in that early sixties layers of underclothes over layers of under-underclothes under layers of thick, rigid overclothes and all that, but ultimately, my heart belongs to Suzanne Pleshette 'cause she's not only hot but I think she'd be fun to get hammered with.
Dick Van Dyke? Dick Van Dyke is dead to me...
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