Friday, November 12, 2010

Dick Van Dyke rescued by Flipper

Dick Van Dyke rescued by Flipper.
"I started paddling with the swells and I started seeing fins swimming around me and I thought 'I'm dead!'"


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9 comments:

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Maybe the dolphins were trying to sex him down.

Smut Clyde said...

He appeared to be trying to harm himself by swimming into boats' propellers and began showing an unhealthy interest in divers.
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But attempts to lure Georges away from the busy harbour and return him to a secluded area near Cherbourg, France, where it is thought he originated, failed.


Oh, a French dolphin; that explains everything.

Kathleen said...

what does that Wall Street Journal lady think about this?

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

No doubt Lady Peggington Noonington is outraged by these liberal-saving dolphins, who are probably reverse-furries to boot.
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Smut Clyde said...

Well this is reassuring:
Dolphin males have been described as having an extremely high-intensity ejaculation cycle, and some have described oral sex as potentially lethal. It is confirmed that a dolphin male will ejaculate a substantial quantity of semen in a short time with some reports from 50ml to over 100ml in quantity, perceivable required due to the salt water environment that acts as a natural spermicide. However, the pressure of delivery is not enough to cause bodily harm.

M. Bouffant said...

Everytime I go paddling w/ swells I think its my last time.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Everytime I go paddling w/ swells I think its my last time.

Nobody made you join that exclusive boat club!

Substance McGravitas said...

I think the dolphins taught him that Mary Poppins accent.

mikey said...

Ok, yeah, Mary Tyler Moore was HOT in that early sixties layers of underclothes over layers of under-underclothes under layers of thick, rigid overclothes and all that, but ultimately, my heart belongs to Suzanne Pleshette 'cause she's not only hot but I think she'd be fun to get hammered with.

Dick Van Dyke? Dick Van Dyke is dead to me...