Monday, May 31, 2010

Ace Reporter Ceci Connolly

Here's Ceci on FAUX Nooze:



"That almost raises more questions in my mind." Sure, Ceci, you get right on this major scoop with your cutting edge investigative talents.

And as long as I'm posting about the WaPoop, let's not forget bloodthirsty psycho Charles Krauthammer:





"Who would be so stupid as to believe Limbaugh?" Great job, Dittobot Krauthammer. You're now copying ridiculous lying points from a college dropout.

P.S. For an example of genuine journalism, see Bob Herbert.
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16 comments:

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Kristol, Kraphammer, and Limbaugh.

thunder hates us this weekend. The hat trick of smirking lying assholes.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I added Bob Herbert and Paul Krugman to the non-floating blogroll.

P.S. There's finger food at Aunt Snow's.
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M. Bouffant said...

Excuse me, hater, I dropped out of (Also: "Asked to leave before the police were called.") three or four institutions of higher learning.

Drop-outs are excellent sources.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

You don't have Chuckie Kraphammer copying your blog posts, M.B. So that's in your favor.
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zombie rotten mcdonald said...

well, whatever we do, it wouldn't be fair to blame THE COMPANY ACTUALLY CAUSING THE CATASTROPHE.

Or, if you really want to search for root causes, the INSANE MANIA FOR DEREGULATION ESPOUSED BY KRAPPSY AND LIMBOZO, AND ENACTED BY THE CHENEY ADMINISTRATION.

Brando said...

I say we blame the oceans. If it wasn't for all that pesky water, we could get to the oil so much more easily.

Snag said...

Brando's right. The oceans were asking for it.

Substance McGravitas said...

Sure, if the companies could just drill by the seaside they'd completely ignore the money-making opportunities further away.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

whattaya mean, the oceans?

The EARTH is just laying there, all fecund and dressed in wisps of gauzy clouds, with moisture all over her.

Complete whore, she deserves it.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

also, I am going to be hanging out here until mikey stops saying disturbing things about Orly Taitz in other locations....

(shudder)

Another Kiwi said...

I blame the dinosaurs for dying in inconvenient places. WTF were they doing at the bottom of the ocean anyway. Fuckers.
Good news everyone: NZ has signed a deal with a Brazilian firm of oil despoilers to survey bits of our seafloor. Woohoo we're in the money

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

The Queen of the Baggers has heard the new party line.
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Another Kiwi said...

You betcha badoodle

Smut Clyde said...

NZ has signed a deal with a Brazilian firm of oil despoilers to survey bits of our seafloor.

That bit of seafloor is WHENUA TAPU.

Smut Clyde said...

P.S. There's finger food at Aunt Snow's.

ZRM had eaten all the fingers.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

scurrilous misrepresentation and libel, that.

BRANES, smut.