Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Mountain Laurel Federal Penitentiary, West Virginia




UPDATE:

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15 comments:

fish said...

If bourbon is de rigueur in the federal pen, then lock me up.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I would imagine the blazing fireplace will help keep the mountain laurels in line.

You know who else used blazing ovens?

That's right.

Another Kiwi said...

Thundra is going to keep the Laurels outside in the snow but they can see the firelight inside and him drinking shoe polish liqueur and watching Joe Lieberman speeches on the Teevee.
MONSTA

M. Bouffant said...

What's all that white stuff? Did hundreds of fluffy bunnies explode, leaving their fluff over everything?

M. Bouffant said...

That snooty bourbon's only 93 proof? Wimp.

Smut Clyde said...

If bourbon is de rigueur in the federal pen,
I get better results using ink. Sounds like typical bureaucratic wastefulness.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Results have been pretty good here, Herr Smut.

(See Update.)
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Substance McGravitas said...

God-damned polluting trees. An orchid should suck 'em dry!

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

That bourbon, it's contained within the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.

Smut Clyde said...

(See Update.)
I've never tried Smuttynose but it contains the magic letters "IPA".
Not sure if Ergot Beer is a good idea, but whatthehell. Ergot derivatives never did me any harm.

g said...

story?

Yes, thank you for the drink!

Another Kiwi said...

The problem with ergot beers, I'm just sayin', is vascular constriction. Like down to vermicelli size. Gives a wicked headache at the very least, but interesting visions, so I'm told.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I'm sure we'd all love to hear a story, g!
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zombie rotten mcdonald said...

So, when are you bringin the rest of that bottle up here?

You better get started if you're gonna get here in time for the new year...

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

ZRM, I don't know if I could make it out of the driveway. Pull up a virtual chair, and have a jar! (See next post.)

g, if you were asking about the story behind mountain laurel prison, it is in the first post and comments under the mountain laurel tag.
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