Friday, June 11, 2010

Friday night orbs


I went to Krogers on Thursday for sushi at lunchtime, via the overgrown path. Dialogue as I was leaving the store:

Voice somewhere behind me: You have a giant spider on your back!

ittdgy™³²®©, reluctantly reaching the conclusion that said comment was in fact directed at my back: What?

Kroger employee: Dude! Seriously, you have a giant spider on your back!

The culprit turned out to be a Japanese beetle, who was kindly escorted outdoors by said employee. There were effing swarms of them on the path (and I do mean effing....anyone need a picture?). Seems kind of early, but it got very hot and humid around here after winter finally wore off.

Frankly, I wouldn't consider a spider the size of a Japanese beetle to be "giant", but your mileage may vary.
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Tuesday, June 8, 2010

This is the way we go to Kroger...

The path to Kroger is neither broad nor paved. So perhaps it isn't Hell. Or maybe the concept 'pedestrian' is too pedestrian for Columbus.








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Sunday, June 6, 2010

Let It Bee




I missed Pink Saturday, so here's a makeup post. Also, for all the little right-wingers and neoconmen crying about Paul McCartney, go eff yourselves. This means you, Charles Lane.

"After the last eight years," McCartney quipped, "it's great to have a president who knows what a library is." The audience erupted in laughter.



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