Showing posts with label Arnocorps. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Arnocorps. Show all posts

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Speaking of Conan...

It's Arnocorps!



Who are they?

Hello, I’m Holzfeuer and I do fantastic
vocalizations for the people, right there.

Vielmehr Klampfe: Hand-to-string combat
specialist on guitar, exactly.

Barrakuda: Handsome Inzo der Barrakuda.
Guitar. Beauty. Girth.

Toten Adler: Ballsy bass-playing Toten Adler,
that’s me. I also swim the waters off Alcatraz,
climb cliffs, play with the boobies.

Gellend Adler: Exactly. My name is Gellend
Adler, I’m the greatest drummer of all time.
I have many championships, but I remain modest.

And what of Austrian Death Machine?

Gellend: Come on, that stuff will make you soft, like marshmallow. Don’t listen to it near a campfire, you’ll end up with a red hot stick up your ass and feeling the wrong kind of burn.

Barrakuda: I want his skull. I want to shrink his head and put it on a Care Bear body and then mail it to his mother.

Holzfeuer: He needs to stick with his mallcore band and continue bastardizing music of the metals instead of someone bastardizing the tales of Austria, again. Can you believe this guy is making a tribute to an actor-politician instead of the original tales? The copycat is honouring the biggest copycat of all time!

Gellend: Goddamn low forehead, right there.

Toten: Sickens me.

WV- conaned- it either involves getting brained by a mighty-thewed Cimmerian, or getting fired and collecting a cool $30 mil.
January 21, 2010 10:18 AM

3: To have your movie lines used for mallcore music lyrics [Total Recall was conaned again].
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