Who are they?
Hello, I’m Holzfeuer and I do fantastic
vocalizations for the people, right there.
Vielmehr Klampfe: Hand-to-string combat
specialist on guitar, exactly.
Barrakuda: Handsome Inzo der Barrakuda.
Guitar. Beauty. Girth.
Toten Adler: Ballsy bass-playing Toten Adler,
that’s me. I also swim the waters off Alcatraz,
climb cliffs, play with the boobies.
Gellend Adler: Exactly. My name is Gellend
Adler, I’m the greatest drummer of all time.
I have many championships, but I remain modest.
And what of Austrian Death Machine?
Gellend: Come on, that stuff will make you soft, like marshmallow. Don’t listen to it near a campfire, you’ll end up with a red hot stick up your ass and feeling the wrong kind of burn.
Barrakuda: I want his skull. I want to shrink his head and put it on a Care Bear body and then mail it to his mother.
Holzfeuer: He needs to stick with his mallcore band and continue bastardizing music of the metals instead of someone bastardizing the tales of Austria, again. Can you believe this guy is making a tribute to an actor-politician instead of the original tales? The copycat is honouring the biggest copycat of all time!
Gellend: Goddamn low forehead, right there.
Toten: Sickens me.
WV- conaned- it either involves getting brained by a mighty-thewed Cimmerian, or getting fired and collecting a cool $30 mil.
January 21, 2010 10:18 AM
3: To have your movie lines used for mallcore music lyrics [Total Recall was conaned again].
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